October 2000 Column
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   The Virtual Indian Song
    (sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies theme song)
    By Cindy Gargagliano
Come 'n listen to a story 'bout a man named Moen
A poor engineer, barely kept his hobby go-en
He was out one day, a'ridin on his Injun
When he stopped at a "red", and there he got 'ta thinkun
Internet, that is, Injun site

Well, the next thing you know Moen's sitting in his office
A 'tappin on those keys, and the world's a 'taken notice
Lyle from Dakota and Grizzy from 'ole England
Then Rohan posted in, Australia was his 'omeland.
Ace, he was, of the Internet space

Well, now its time to say "so long" to Moen and all his friends
They would like to thank you folks for kindly surfin' in
You're all invited back again to this locality
To have a heapin' helpin' of their injun-uity.
Double Click, that is, Virtual Indian

Y'all come back now, hear?


Goggle Search found 18,300 web sites for "Beverly Hillbillies". To listen to the theme song, www.pcperspectives.com/hillbillies/index.html.

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